.: How to tell if you are a real teacher :.

1. Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in contact time, while watching korean drama and in the bathroom.

2. Real teachers cheer when they hear May 1 does not fall on a school day.

3. Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking and make notes in the margin of books

4. Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.

5. Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning their backs on the class.

6. Real teachers have been timed gulping down a full lunch in 2 minutes, 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.

7. Real teachers can predict exactly which parents will show up at the Meet-the-Parent session.

8. Real teachers know it is better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

9. Real teachers know the shortest distance and the length of travel time from their classroom to the office.

10. Real teachers know the difference among what must be graded, what ought to be graded and what probably should never see the light of day again.

11. Real teachers are solely responsible for the destruction of the rainforest.

12. Real teachers have never heard an original excuse.

13. Real teachers will eat anything that is put in the teacher's lounge.

14. Real teachers know the rules don't apply to them.

15. Real teachers know they teach students, not subjects.

just for laughs.. :p